Why go through the effort of making a hand written sign if it’s a straight up lie?

Why go through the effort of making a hand written sign if it’s a straight up lie?


Leonora Carrington 

Leonora Carrington 

Adult Piñata

  • Meghan: how come adults don't have pinatas filed with adult stuff
  • Meghan: that would be sooo fun
  • Meghan: like booze
  • Meghan: and
  • Meghan: what else
  • Cam: condoms
  • Meghan: yeah
  • Tommy: why was i also thinking condoms
  • Katie: and tampons
  • Tommy: used metro cards
  • Cam: haha
  • Meghan: movie tix
  • Riley: tax returns
  • Cam: that are smaller than you thoguht
  • Katie: much smaller
  • Cam: honeydo lists
  • Riley: grocery lists
  • Tommy: pills
  • Katie: gift certificates for plastic surgery
  • Meghan: rejection letters
  • Katie: just like, dog shit, in plastic baggies
  • Cam: pages ripped from your middle school diary
  • Riley: eye cream
  • Tommy: credit card offers
  • Katie: cracked iphones
  • Meghan: your future obituary
  • Cam: a list of your obligations
  • ommy: child support
  • Cam: therapy copay receipts
  • Cam: dead house plants
  • Meghan: parking tickets
  • Riley: divorce papers
  • Cam: litterbox contents
  • Meghan: dead pets
  • Katie: dentures
  • Riley: dirty diapers
  • Cam: whatever’s clogging your drain
  • Tommy: your spouse's ashes
  • Katie: spider veins
  • Tommy: a guinness book of world records certificate that says you are the oldest known person in the history of mankind that you love and cherish but ultimately you're sad about because all your friends and family have died
Pro Tip: If the bathroom has no door, and the stalls have no doors, make sure you relieve yourself in the center so you’re extra visible.  (at Bethesda Arcade, Central Park)

Pro Tip: If the bathroom has no door, and the stalls have no doors, make sure you relieve yourself in the center so you’re extra visible. (at Bethesda Arcade, Central Park)

Sometimes I have days where I’m hyper-aware of my shit.

And it seems like I’ll never be able to work it all out? Lately, I’ve been thinking that my problems are caused not by the anxiety/jealousy/FOMO thoughts themselves, but the feeling’s ability to overpower whatever else is going on in my mind. It’s a simple realization, and I don’t know what to do with it.

NATURAL SELECTION THO

NATURAL SELECTION THO

🎶 And we’re the best of friends 🎶 #nothavingit

🎶 And we’re the best of friends 🎶 #nothavingit

It wasn’t very good, in the end.

It wasn’t very good, in the end.

"WE’RE ON THE RADIO!!!!"